#1 Toddlers & Tiaras: It’s the TLC show everyone hates to love, but can’t get enough. The 6-year sassy tots compete for the crown, but the true entertainment comes from the stage mom parents. ALSO Alana Holler Thompson is back! She’ll be starring in her own 6-episode reality TV show creatively named ‘Here Comes Honey Boo Boo’. If you don’t know what I’m talking about please see below.
#2 The Dark Knight Rises: If you were unaware that the third-and final- installment of the Batman Saga hit’s theaters Friday, I’d like to know what rock you’ve been hiding under. The Wall Street Journal claims that “No movie has ever administered more punishment, to its hero or its audience, in the name of mainstream entertainment.” Will you be lining up to for the midnight showing?
#3 Freddy Montero: The 2012 World Football Challenge has literally ‘kicked’ off. This is the third year of the soccer games played in both The United States & Canada. Forward Fredy Montero of the Seattle Sounders FC has tied the game 2-2 against Chelsea.
#4 Fight Club: Considering the first rule of fight club is never to talk about fight club, we’ll leave it at that…
#5 15 things girls hate: I’m sure we can come up with more than 15 things, but Channing Tatum hit the nail on the head with this one.
- @Channingtatum: #15thingsgirlshate Texting you first. You’re the guy, You text her first.