#1 Teen Choice Awards: Well. They were last night, so if you missed them we’re not sure what to tell you. One Direction snatched up a few awards, with Miley Cyrus, Demi Lovato, Selena Gomez, and unfortunately, for our particular taste, Twilight, also winning in their respective categories.
#2 NCAA: The penalties have been announced for Penn State, and it’s definitely on the harsh side (deservingly so,) in addition to a $60 million dollar fine, they now have a 4-year postseason ban for the football team and they have to vacate all wins from 1998-2011. They went all out on this one, that’s for sure, way to protect our nation’s children NCAA!
#3 James Holmes: He doesn’t deserve to be trending on Twitter. End of story. Have fun in jail bro, (if you’re lucky that is.)
#4 ThingsBoysSayAfterRejection: Our faves on this one: The serious: “I was just kidding, I just wanted to see your reaction!”, The funny: “But I like One Direction!”, “I shouldn’t have told her cheerleading’s not a sport!”, “You wouldn’t say that if you knew I was tumblr famous!”, “Avada Kedavra!”